- stop being a fucking bitch
- eat more of it
- cry you fucking pussy
"Girls get to orgasm just for fun, but boys orgasm to make babies. That’s not fair."
BUT GIRLS HAVE TO PUSH TINY HUMANS OUT OF THEIR BANJINGOS AND FEEL THE WRATH OF SATAN AND THE RED SEA EVERY MONTH.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.